* Studio is located in an unfashionable area of New York. Great for one person or a very close couple.
* Got a cool bobcat as a house pet.
* Password - Ihatethisapartment
* I am leaving behind a bunch of unnecessary baggage and taking with me a handful of wisdom.
* Your sexuality is none of my business. I could care less so long as you are not into barnyard animals or kiddie porn.
* Looking for a roommate and/or wife. Must be a coffee maker.
* Renter should be sober.
* Professional female who recently moved into the area with a jerk of a boyfriend. Of course, mother was right.
* I was suddenly displaced when the owner of the house accidently started it on fire.
* Renter must keep the bathroom and kitchen spotless.
* I am not a total neat freak but I hate being shorter than stacks of beer cans.
* Lights out at 11:30.
* It can be anything except for a card board box.
* If you are looking for someone who is interested in staying out of trouble.....that is me.
* If you have aspirations to wear suits and ties etc. or like to wear sweaters around your neck.....You won't like it here.
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